Proper Christmas entry to follow, once I OPEN MY PRESENTS OMG PARENTS OUT OF BED I WANNA OPEN PRESENTS NOW but a hilarious thing just occurred, and it involves a shirtless photo of a really hot guy.

( OH CHRIS EVANS, I DO LOVE/WANT YOU. )

I'm like "HEY, YOU'RE ASIAN-- DOES THIS FORTUNE COOKIE MAKE SENSE? The calling that has sounded will not be the lasting call."

He's like "YEAH, THAT'S ASIAN FOR 'DON'T TAKE THE JOB OFFER'."

What would I do without him?

(Also, thatsleon, this icon? It's def describing you, man. I've decided.)

Also, he just reminded me-- he took a nap in a bathroom stall earlier ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I have a confession to make.

I'm kind of hardcore about cheese. So is unsettledink .

( parmesan's a kinky little fucker )

I HAVE MINI-MUFFINS. ILTSM. SO TINY AND ADORABLE. AM EXPLAINING TO unsettledink  ABOUT MUFFINS.

Anneka: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUFFINS MUFFINS MUFFINS ILUSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Anneka: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFINS MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFINS~
Anneka: LALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anneka: MUFFIIIIIIIIIIINS YOU ARE SO AMAZING
Anneka: THE ORANGE ONES
Anneka: SO ( Read more... )

Oh, thatsleon . You. How funny are you? Super funny. Epically funny. Mindblowingly funny. ILU man. ILUSM.

Anneka: i feel like there's something wrong with the fact that i just got a local news alert about a lab a couple cities over exploding and i'm just like OHHHH ANOTHER OF THOSE, HUH?

thatsleon: LOL my brain went immediately to an exploding dog and I was ( Read more... )

Guess how many tweets @LordHBlackwood (that's me!) has.

Guess.

Try 666. 8D THE MAGIC IS WORKING, SATAN BLESSES MY ENDEAVOR TO TAKE OVER THE TWITTERVERSE!

Decided to take this opportunity to pimp the Holmesian Twitterverse. Blackwood, Coward (who's in a coma, hey bb when you comin' back? :D), Holmes, Watson and Gladstone, through some fuck-up or ( Read more... )

So my laptop, right? IT'S NOT TURNING ON.

LIKE AT ALL.

Now, as I've already mentioned to some (IDK, my BFF thatsleon ? 8D), this means deferring ALL porn and porn-related activities. To translate, no ficcage. Pretty much at all. Which SUCKS, because you know what really might have helped me cheer up from this whole laptop-dead thing?

Oh, right. Ficcage. But no ( Read more... )